the most difficult stage of a friendship is the “we’re pretty close but idk if we’re close enough for me to call you fucker in all caps as a greeting” phase
Honestly I just want to be home watching porn and wearing pajama pants
Idk dude, just…butts.
So I found out I have to go to a conference in either Boise, Lincoln or Denver this summer so that pretty much kills my east coast travel plans
"How come you aren’t in school yet?"
"You still work there?"
"Broke up with that girl, huh? Can’t seem to stay with anyone these days."
I hate family time. Just leave me alone so I can watch Avatar: The Last Airbender in peace.
I just want to watch Princess Mononoke and everyone to stop bothering me about life and shit.